Unfortunately, I don’t have time to write a blog. Actually, I probably do have time, but I’d rather spend it doing things like astronauting.
You could have spent ages reading through archives of rants about things that I don’t know much about, or my trip to Kenya. (Seriously, it was so awesome. Here’s me on Safari with our guide, Mbolo…etc)
Please, spare me.
Spare you? I just did. I haven’t even been to Kenya.
You could spend all that time I just saved you dreaming about giants. And all the donuts you can eat. Or you could do one of those crappy jobs you’ll promise yourself you’ll do as soon as you have some spare time.
Or you could just go and check to see if anyone has messaged you on Facebook.