Rob’s Writing Tip # 8,361. Stop mucking around.
Learn how to be a speed reader in one simple step.
My not so horrible week…
Please don’t watch this. No…stop…
Hollywood must have stolen the ideas out of my brain when I was asleep.
Rob’s Writing Tips #359: Toilet Paper is not Recommended.
I’ve had a great idea. And great ideas don’t come often. Unless you’re like, super smart. Which I’m not. I’m going to write a best-selling book! I’m so excited. I’m planning on becoming as famous as Mona Lisa. She’s in a painting, and she’s mega-famous.
I’ve written some picture books (none published yet) but it’s time to write something for Middle Grade (7-11ish).
So excited. Wondering what it will be like to walk down the street and be mobbed by fans. I might need to go and buy some dark sunglasses so I don’t get recognised by the pepperoni.